Figure if anything, we can sort it out together as we move along. Now depending on how far into this we get, I think this is like kissing. Not that I’m saying you’re going to rape the girl at 3rd base, but, this is just more like an intermediary bridge between second and third.
I haven’t actually plotted out where we’re going with this yet, so I don’t know what would fall into each category. We’re talking some full out groping, maybe a little body kissing, maybe one of those sensual massages you’re really good at. Now, for the second base lead-off, I’m throwing this out there…handjobs, and/or the female equivalent.
This is called Baseball metaphors for sex There's normally no fifth base, and House was actually playing with the terms.
And he’s a much bigger national threat than Waldo ever was.
And just in case you don’t have one, here, here’s a link to a free flashlight app for your i Phone. Now, I know you’re asking, “Jo E, if a home run is sex, is there no such thing as a grand slam in Denny’s AND in baseball? I’m uhh…I’m not really sure how this one measures up or fits into everything. If a home run is you scoring, and a grand slam is other people scoring…hmmm. In today’s society, thanks to things like Viagra, there really is no “end of the game” anymore.
Just like you did when you were a little kid, and you’d bust out a flashlight under the covers and open a book.
Only now, instead of looking for Waldo, you’re looking for herpes.
But I think this is kissing, holding, maybe what the kid’s called “necking”, back in 1973. Hands in appropriate places and just having a solid makeout session. Think of second base as fun with the body’s largest organ! I don’t really know if there’s a name for the female handjob except the phrase “diddling” which just makes me feel like a gross old man to say. So you may have that second base lead-off and eyeballing second base like a fat kid staring at a burrito, but before you go sliding in face first (not feet first, you could seriously injure somebody. ) here’s where you want to pump the brakes for a second and refer to Episode 5, “And She Has a Weird Rash”.